ZOUNDS!

~old men doing creepy things in your garden. What makes gnomes "cute"

~mY COMPUTER IS being a jerk and I can't figure out why it's rebelling.

~Lookie there it fixed itself.

~Oh ratcakes, no time

~Infomercials confuse me with their liiiieeeesss

~Texas is full of itself.

~Shelby is a delightful name to say with a southern accent.

~Disney is rather pathetic, watering down Greek heroes like that? PISH.

~How high can you skip?

~I'm going to trip. While sitting down.....hmmm.

~Football really brings no inspiration...

~696969696 That looks fun in this font.

~sixninesixninesix. Not so much...

~When you turn everything on it's head, you end up looking at it upside down.

~Right. Well I'm done...

~Duck, NEON Duck.