The second thought.

~Success makes you do stupid things.

~So does nail polish.

~Ohhhh it's the fumes.

~I'm a selective spazer, man alive.

~ Pulling off procrastination is a gift, those who have it rarely use it well

~Falllinng....up.

~The dictionary isn't very creative.

~It's also at the heart of a government conspiracy.

~I hope I leave a decent legacy...

~HOW is knowing what all the pronouns are in a particular sentence ever going to help me?

~Ice cream is an inconsiderate dairy.

~Great quantities of accomplishments always have unpleasant side effects.

~Never argue with a person supporting the right to posses weapons.

~Never argue with a sick person either, bbbbaaaadddd results.

~Well have fun in your repetitious little lives.

~I'm trying to break the cycle.

~Duck.