~Metaphors are flammable.
~Often times people are looking to vent and not help.
~Turns out you can blame just about anyone for anything
~STUPID FRENCH
~Hmm. Is love a deadly disease?
~The older you get the more skewed your views become
~I'm having trouble thinking
~Wow I'm annoyed to no end right now.
~And I feel funny.
~And I need to study for STUPID FRENCH.
~I'm not looking foreword to it, my friends.
~Snissors.
~Mums are really nice flowers, they smell good.
~Snow.
~I think if you tried you could detect a pattern in this muddled writing.
~Try it, I dare ya!
~Have fun with that.
~I'm going to study STUPID FRENCH.
~Duck, Neon Duck.
Monday, October 27, 2008
I'm entencly aggrivated.
Posted by Neon Duck at 4:21 PM 7 comments
Friday, October 24, 2008
And so it continues.
~Actors and Dancers are underpaid.
~Except for Hollywood's.
~I'm so exited, I've got my inspiration, w00t.
~I don't understand all the hype about school dances.
~I truly hope the 80's never comes back
~teachers annoy.
~Claps hands in business like manner
~wood.
~dramatization. 000oo00
~I named my lap top Clara-belle.
~I want to see London, New York and Rome.
~Partially Detached
~My muse is back
~~~~~~~~~~~That really is a delightful button~~~~lo and behold~~~~
~Neon Duck
Posted by Neon Duck at 12:52 PM 5 comments
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
....implotion.
~The Redundant Department of Redundancy
~It wasn't a real giant. It seldom is.
~And he married her...dispute her large dowry
~Popularity is doled out in odd patterns
~When it comes down to it I don't make much sense
~Piano is a nice instrument, it requires a lot.
~Whoever came up with the notion of remakes was both brilliant and had all of the keys to societies downfall
~There's a fine line between random and crazy.
~In which case I have impeccable balance
~Don't you hate irrational nerves?
~Have you ever thought of yourself lying in a box with a lid on it?
~mudge.
~Newt newt newt newt.
~Neon Duck
Posted by Neon Duck at 2:12 PM 4 comments
Sunday, October 19, 2008
sniffle snoffle snoff quack. DUCK FACE.
~'He's so brave doctors can't even find his wound!' ~Best book ever
~I'm always in a limbo between stupendous and horrid
~Sometimes the balance snaps toward horrid.
~even when good things happen
~No wonder I twitch.
~It's a shame Les Miserables isn't on the stage any more.
~Money gets in the way
~Time limits make me want to throw a fit
~and I'm a very well put together person
~It's all in the the duct tape.
~Neeuum is my thoughtful sound, and yes I know why nobody talks to me, thanks.
~I want to travel Europe, that's top of the list.
~Third actually. Breathing is first.
~It's hard to scrunch your face up for an extended period of time
~I make random look easy.
~It's such a comfort my name is speeled correctly....
~This post just isn't as random as others.
~I'd like to break the sparratic cycle of my blogging style right now.
~But then it won't work.
~And now for something completely different!
~scotch tape is so dysfunctional
~It's like biting into a corn dog when you expected a twinkie.
~Twinkies are a global treat right? I wouldn't be surprised if twinkies were only sold in America...
~I love beggars night, I'm STILL going, w00t!
~Neon Duck
Posted by Neon Duck at 11:05 AM 6 comments
Saturday, October 18, 2008
cough
~I love cold play
~bridal stores are frightening
~Imprisonment isn't all that bad if your unaware of it
~The world is a very vast place
~Things break too easily
~I'm sick
~I should be famous for my crazy mixed feelings. And yet I only have two blog followers.
~The blue bar is so fun to manipulate.
~The strawberry swing
~I think I fell off a jagged cliff in my former life
~This generation is rather full of brats
~Can I possibly blame it on the last generation
~Bruce Springsteen is so good.
~Ah, talent....so rare.
~NEON DUCK
Posted by Neon Duck at 9:13 AM 5 comments
Thursday, October 16, 2008
The second thought.
~Success makes you do stupid things.
~So does nail polish.
~Ohhhh it's the fumes.
~I'm a selective spazer, man alive.
~ Pulling off procrastination is a gift, those who have it rarely use it well
~Falllinng....up.
~The dictionary isn't very creative.
~It's also at the heart of a government conspiracy.
~I hope I leave a decent legacy...
~HOW is knowing what all the pronouns are in a particular sentence ever going to help me?
~Ice cream is an inconsiderate dairy.
~Great quantities of accomplishments always have unpleasant side effects.
~Never argue with a person supporting the right to posses weapons.
~Never argue with a sick person either, bbbbaaaadddd results.
~Well have fun in your repetitious little lives.
~I'm trying to break the cycle.
~Duck.
Posted by Neon Duck at 8:04 PM 8 comments
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Trying to rid my head of Geomety...
~The loch-ness monster is sadly missunderstood.
~Only in America do people name themselves after food.
~Of coarse 'Apple' is a cool name.
~What if counseleors make the problem worse...
~What if there's an evil counselors convention?
~Eww, my hand hurts.
~Little bunny foo foo had a long list of problems, the first of which was his name.
~That's a little drastic, even for a bunny.
~ work ethic kills. No joke.
~Ugh nast cough.
~Peppermint is fun to say in a British accent, huh, peppermint peppermint,
~Considering we don't know what death is. it could be.....very nice.
~NEON DUCK
Posted by Neon Duck at 2:59 PM 4 comments
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
I'm procrastinating...
~Ambition is a wonderfully toxic thing
~Why are negative people never excepted?
~Why do teachers delight in handing out homework like it's manna from heaven???
~My computer makes me paranoid.
~Be nice to inanmate objects, you never know which ones will turn on you.
~Television reruns are at the heart and sole of today's problems
~I am a walking talking oxymoron. I wonder how I do it.
~gnomes tend to sell themselves short.
~I wonder what kind of a mind set you have to have to be a politician...scary thought.
~Did you know that for every person added to a group the general IQ goes down? THERE'S my logic for not having many friends!
~Twilight annoys, as do execcive abbreviations.
~g2g. Kidding, kidding. But I really do have to go...
~Oh weird song.
~Neon Duck
Posted by Neon Duck at 3:04 PM 2 comments
Saturday, October 11, 2008
ZOUNDS!
~old men doing creepy things in your garden. What makes gnomes "cute"
~mY COMPUTER IS being a jerk and I can't figure out why it's rebelling.
~Lookie there it fixed itself.
~Oh ratcakes, no time
~Infomercials confuse me with their liiiieeeesss
~Texas is full of itself.
~Shelby is a delightful name to say with a southern accent.
~Disney is rather pathetic, watering down Greek heroes like that? PISH.
~How high can you skip?
~I'm going to trip. While sitting down.....hmmm.
~Football really brings no inspiration...
~696969696 That looks fun in this font.
~sixninesixninesix. Not so much...
~When you turn everything on it's head, you end up looking at it upside down.
~Right. Well I'm done...
~Duck, NEON Duck.
Posted by Neon Duck at 6:14 AM 6 comments