Irritating Ike.

Hey, I just got my power back yesterday, after affects of hurricane Ike. And I am at a complete loss of things to say - shocker.

~Nothing is more annoying than a misplaced accent.

~My laptop is my Muse's cohort

~Why would an 'Indian Summer' ever be an appealing scent?

~my second worst nightmare involves an automatic stapler

~well not really but seriously, staples, acting of their own accord? come on we're setting ourselves up for failure

~why on earth would someones alliteration make me want to buy their product?

~I am a realist stuck inside a romantics brain.

~How do I know this? Ask the gnomes

~you never realize how tacky something is until you see it on film.

~Politics annoy me, people only listen to what they want to hear.

~ornate is a fun word that I have remembered.

~sleep is such an inconvenient need.

~must give in

~terribly sorry.

~I won't promise anything because if I do I can't keep them.

~Neon Duck.